totally tits

exclamation
a teenage word used to say thats real amazin

thats totally tits
(thats the shit)
(thats amazing)
(fuck)

ex.
sally: tony grandma just died
tony: thats totally tits, high five!

(tony dosnt like his grandmother)

by thrice92 January 4, 2007

total wipeout

A truly awful remake of Ninja Warrior, currently showing on BBC One and presented by dward Richard Hammond.

"Hey did you watch ninja warrior the other day? Those guys are so athletic its insane!"
"Nah mate I was watching fat british people get soaked on total wipeout"
"LOL fail"

by phoenix_22 July 25, 2009

Totally Batman

1) To be extreamly cool; awesome.
2) the new "totally tits"
3) righteous!!!

"hey man, did you hear that new cd? its totally batman!"

by pickleshake December 2, 2009

Total Moron

Anyone who puts their own name on UrbanDictionary and tries to describe themselves or their friends names. Usually put a sentance like, "Oh my gosh, that person is a total name" in the example slot. These are the kinds of people who need to be banned, backhanded, and set on fire.

We should make it our personal duty to backhand all Total Morons. Go out and do it. NOW.

Total Moron: "Post Kerry: a really cool girl! &^_^ LOLWTFBBQ!"

Intelligent person: *Backhands, sets on fire, and smiles happily, listening to the screams*

by Satan in a Can February 5, 2005

total love

Love where one only finds only his/her partner attractive. Where they only have feelings for each other. Where everyone else is inconsiderable.

He doubted that his girlfriend was reciprocating his total love after she had brought up the attractiveness of two other guys with him.

by Trolltastic June 18, 2012

Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

by Bam068 January 30, 2020

Total abstainer

Someone who abstains from substances or practices that could be considered vices, usually things like alcohol (or drunkenness), tobacco, (illegal)drugs, and premarital sex.

Jim is a total abstainer, he doesn't ever do anything when he goes to parties.

by GH Dogg February 5, 2009