Fwooshing

The act of placing a vacuum cleaner nozzle up/inside your rectum in order to tighten and to revive sexual pleasure in your arse hole

Oh yeah mum we should totally do do some fwooshing tonight

by ScubaSniper September 28, 2021

Floofing

When you are under the covers in bed and you lift them up and let all the cold air in. Horrible in winter but quite refreshing in warmer seasons.

Stop floofing, boyfriend, I only just got warm.

by Wierd Fishs 40 January 31, 2017

floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.

Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”

by spicybruv June 4, 2018

Floofing

Intentionally provoking a fight on social media.

I was in a pissy mood so I spent the night floofing assholes on NextDoor.

by Bluemeringue July 30, 2018

Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

SLOOSHING TIME

a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.

guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!

slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

nerd-flushing

nerd-flushing is when you insert a cultural, social or scientific reference into a confirmation such that geeks, operating amongst the mundanes, feel obliged to acknowledge, thereby blowing their cover.

nerd-flushing usage: "She totally nerd-flushed me with that miniature giant space hamster reference."

by jb diGriz February 8, 2012