Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

Flog

Flight log

Can you let the captain help me fill out this flog? Thank you

by Gongmin March 15, 2019

Flog

A failure of a dog.

A dog that fails at everything it means to be a

dog.

Friend 1 :” what’s up with joes dog?”
Friend 2: “Oh his just a flog, you know complete failure of a dog.”

by Rita’s March 24, 2021

Flogged Out

When the cunts that's "fucked" takes it to the next level.

A term used to describe an individual when they no longer match any of the criteria for any kind insult.
It is mainly used to describe a person of who has evolved into a pure bred junkie but still denies they have a problem.
A Pilbara term to describe a person the next day after a night of recreational usage of drugs and alcohol the night before fucks them up fifty ways from Sunday. They wake up feeling "flogged out".

"That cunts fucked look"
"Yeah she's flogged out"

"There's that chick from PHAW"
"Fuck she looks flogged out"

by Ginderella March 28, 2019

Flogged

(Female equivalent of being whipped)
To be totally controlled and dominated by your boyfriend to the point of being completely distracted, ditching your friends, and/ or doing anything and everything he says.

NOTE: there is a difference between sincerely loving your boyfriend and being flogged. Being flogged involves doing everything he says. Sincerely loving him means you may do nice things for him, but you at least know where to draw the line

"Dude Giannie does anything Ben says. He totally has her flogged"

by VoidWalkerAlpha September 25, 2020

blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.

Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.

by knumbknuts September 22, 2007

flog trapper

A person who wears a butt plug all day long.

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper

by Unlimited D May 31, 2018