Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters

by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019

local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

floaten

Being high off weed. Comes From Felony Flats in Portland,Oregon

That weed got me floaten kid

by lewy May 13, 2005

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Florter

The embroidery on a pillow

Darn my florter broke.

by Mr Tubbins November 6, 2017

Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder but with a different word. It makes the boob say bye-bye.

ftm 1: ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer??
ftm 2: omg yeaaah it fukken suckes dick!

by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018