Popeye Fist

When you are fisted to the elbow of a partner with abnormally huge forearms.

Thanks to all the time at the gym, my forearms are perfect for going Rachel the ol’ popeye fist. These guns leave her winker gaping.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Aztec Fist Bump

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )

“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021

The Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure

When the women is on the bed, legs open for delivery, and the male is on the furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to get into a "superman pose" with his head down and his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed to get a running start (at super human speed) and jump fist first into the female's WAP ( wet ass pussy). The deeper the better!

Did you hear Becky had to go to the hospital after David attempted the Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure

by 1001010000001 June 17, 2021

iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.

Stalin ruled with an iron fist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Fist me daddy

A quote often used by FaZe Jevs fans or people on cod who wants a solid fisting

Oh yeah FIST ME DADDY!!!

by BrandomineNJ October 13, 2015

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007