flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

Flacklen

The ring of piss and shit found around the outside of a toilet.

"Man, Kurt is worse than flacklen"

by Flacklen June 9, 2016

flackattack

To hit someone over the head with a glass lamp or object while they are sleeping

She had been reading his text messages, thought he was cheating before carrying out a flackattack

by Bozmo December 23, 2019

flakatakin

The name of a swag pub where Keanu reeves eats villagers also cats in recycling

“Mans finna head down to the flakatakin”
“Keanu reeves might eat you though”

by Ginger person February 8, 2021

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013

nigga flakes

a breakfast cereal that is very well liked around black people with a catchy slogan (to get your father back).

Yo Noah you got those nigga flakes for breakfast man.

by Big daddy cool sausage April 27, 2016