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Nick Flarey

the biggest asshole, douchebag, stank ass bitch you’ll ever meet
“Have you heard of Nick Flarey?”
“Yeah, he’s a real butt fuck.”
by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 8, 2022
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The adventure of flaren and shosh

A children’s show about these two space monkeys and their adventures in the universe. They are brightly colored farmers.
“Dude have you seen the new episode of the adventure of flaren and shosh it was rad”
by Licknrn October 13, 2021
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flare dog

When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.
Oh man I gave that girl the best flare dog that I stained her teeth brown.
by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006
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Flart

The last bit of air released from your ass when you fart, which contains the highest concentration of Stench.
It wasn't Nicole's bursting fart that made the difference, it was the last bit of flart she waved my way that caused me to gag and convulse. The taste of it was horrid.
by JackMpdx April 2, 2009
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Flard

a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.
My mother in law is a flard.
by Flard lover December 25, 2008
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flarson

a combination of flogging and arson in which you beat someone repeadingly using a battery filled sock or simalar object to near death and then set the person on fire
the police decided that there had been a case of flarson when they saw the disfigured mangled embery corpse that was still steaming on the hallway floor
by polypoly314 April 20, 2009
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flare guns

When one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: "These are not for violence...they are just to send a message."
Some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states "check out these guns" or "welcome to the gun show"...these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. However, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said DBag "These are my flare guns. They are not for violence...they are just to send a message."
by abeio April 4, 2011
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