arctic fist

to shove your hand into a bucket of ice water, grab a fist full of ice and then shove into the others rectum

"man my ass is leaking water from the arctic fist I got last night"

by onlinecutie April 15, 2014

raging fists

The act of having more than one fist inserted into the anus at a time.When penetration has taken place, they are then thrusted around as violently as possible to cause extreme discomfort -or pleasure.

Ben; Why are you walking like that?
Mike; ....36 Raging fists again.....
Ben; Oh right, yeah.......

by Kav and D-unit November 4, 2007

iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.

Stalin ruled with an iron fist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013

Barrymore's Fist

A turd that causes catastrophic anal damage. From ex-popular tv host Michael Barrymore's misadventure up his friends back passage (arse) in his swimming pool. Ouch!

I've got to sit on a rubber ring after that that shit, it was like Barrymore's Fist.

by Marcos Davies January 2, 2009

fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.

Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.

by Beef Sanchez September 19, 2003

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009