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Fidget

A word that describes a midget and a fag.
This guy is such a fidget
by Judy the Fidget August 12, 2020
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couple of fidget spinners

In osu! mapping ( osu.ppy.sh ) one can make equaly-sided triangles and rotate them, giving them a fidget spinner-like visual.
I really need ideas for this map, maybe some Monstrata and couple of Fidget Spinners.
by mepper420 July 11, 2017
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Fidget Bang

When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.
James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.
by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019
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Fidget spinner

The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.
Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.

Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )
by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017
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willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016
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Fidget spinner furry gamer

Its one of the 5 genders. Even tho this gender can become even more epic so its: fidget spinner furry gamer pizza lovers which is gay but ok.
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Fidgeter

A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.
Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.
by 666kty March 15, 2025
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