fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

fetusmonster

any of the various species of little to tiny sized people wandering the earth

Did you see that fetusmonster in the hallway? Because I didn't! It was too SMALL!

by dylan-o November 16, 2006

fetus chucker

a person who visits the maternity ward far to often

dam shealas up the duff again shes becoming a right fetus chucker.

every time i see her shes chucking fetus.

holy shit whats that fetus chucker doing drinking you know shes gonna get up the duff.

what seven kids whoa thats one hell of a fetus chucker.

by shagger bager January 13, 2009

Fernus

The term used by conservative know-it-alls to attempt to elaborate on topics they actually know nothing about.

"Hey guys, Obama is a guy who would throw a grenade into a fernus to quench a fire!"

"lol, Fernus"

by Kalkris February 19, 2009

fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)

Many famous people are a fetus snatcher

by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011

Ferguson Effect

The unnecessary delay a Police Officer takes before lawfully taking someone's life. An unnecessary delay that puts an officer in grave danger himself because he is fearful of unjust criticism and scrutiny from the media, critics, citizens, celebrities and politicians, etc. The fear a Police Officer experiences for being wrongly accused of being a racist in a fatal shooting.

That cop almost got wasted because of the Ferguson Effect waiting too long to shoot Jimmy Jones fearing he would be called a racist.

by Donziman February 18, 2019

Feetus Deletus

the spell used to DELETE a fetus from thy womb

Feetus Deletus hairline Retetus

by TheRussianCapitolist_678 August 27, 2019