femesbian

n. A very straight acting lesbian. Also see the male variation heteromo.

Christine is a femesbian, she's a cheerleader and has a girlfriend.

by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 3, 2011

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 4, 2003

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

febreshen

To "freshen" oneself with "frebreze"

Yo son, I didn't have time to shower, so I had to febreshen myself.

by Rosa'n'Will August 29, 2006