felonism

A systemic, institutionalized prejudice against people suspected or convicted of a felony. This prejudice often extends to people who support individuals with a criminal history.

Felonism has combined racism with classism to obtain power and large profits for a small segment of society.

by Lpolkie August 16, 2016

financier felons

Also Known As: a Banker CEO or Insurance CEO (noun/plural)

1. Banker CEO or Insurance CEO
2. Recipient of $$ millions in bonus booty
3. Inventor of new fees for public

they were financier felons sweeping up millions is bonus booty. Studying the

technique of the street creep by hardly

working hard circling the unsuspecting public like avulture capitalist.

by malia1950 February 5, 2010

melon felon

a description of a woman's bisexual/lesbian experimentation in college or other events (backpacking Europe, Burning Man, etc.)

She was a real melon felon in college; I saw her hook-up with two girls in one night!

by hellbentforpleather September 4, 2016

Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011

feron

Feron is super badass warrior queen the best thing to ever grace Alaska or America or the entire world if you ever meet one you should worship the ground she walks on because if you don't she'll kick your ass while making a sandwich.

Oh my god she's so beautiful her name must be FERON

by CROSISS August 8, 2016

felonising

1. Comitting a felony.
2. Overly dramatic reaction to minor law breakage esp. on the road

Girl 1 "Shiiit, guy cut me up!"
Girl 2 "Guy's totally felonising!"

Variant of felony

by Frankie Bizzle December 28, 2007

Ferroni

1.The act of finger dangling, brown eye tickling, and squating on a plunger in no particular order.

2. A person who strongly believes that pro wrestling is real. When this belief is challenged he/she will threaten to have his father sue you for everything you and your parents own.

"I bet that guy Ferroni'd himself before he went to the library."

"He's walking like he Ferroni'd all morning!"

"Ferroni v. Joshua "Too Hott Hot Dog." The Plaintiff claims that Too Hott said Stone Cold is a fictional character and is suing for $30 and 4 hand jobs for emotional distress."

"Munder ferroni's himself a lot. He has like four plungers in the trunk of his car."

by PATTY BEEFSLAB January 13, 2009