Feltcher 

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

Feltcher by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

feechur 

A program "feature" which is so badly designed that it causes way more problems than it's designed to solve; it's an engineering fail.

The Genuine Advantage feechur advantageously disables your Windows if it thinks it's not genuine.

feechur by Thinkingman.com July 7, 2010

FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a submissive pet who begs to be punched in her pussy.

My FetchKitty wouldn't leave me alone today, my fists are so sore from smacking that pussy.

FetchKitty by Master_Daddy31 August 24, 2022

Big-Fech 

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.

"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally

Big-Fech by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010

feltch monkey 

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

feltch monkey by Archrin October 3, 2003

fetch

slang for cool or awsome. Used in mean girls by Grechen Weener.

Omg Kadi you love him. That is so fetch.

Grechen stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!

fetch by Kayla February 8, 2005

Dryer Felching 

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

Dryer Felching by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016