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Scomo when he decides that he is minister for everything.
Pedestrian News Headlines: "Hon. Einstein is now minister for everything. WHAT A BLOODY LEGEND"
by Daniiboyy12342644 October 22, 2022
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Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.
Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
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einsteinium

element 99; a radioactive element with the symbol Es; ennennium.
"Einsteinium is one strange thingy!"
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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weinsteining

Treating a woman badly without knowing it, resulting in a later sexual assault accusation.

To fret over a tap on the shoulder.
Guy 1: Were you gonna ask her on a date?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm afraid of weinsteining it.
by unidenphone March 15, 2024
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Frienstein

Frienstein:
A person who goes around in real life collecting “friends” the way Dr. Frankenstein collected body parts—pretending romantic or personal interest solely to add people on social media, inflate follower counts, or feel like an online celebrity. These connections are fake, and genuine interaction rarely, if ever, follows.
Lee: Bruv, the new girl at work, I think she's really into me. She asked me for my Facebook.
Frank: Has she messaged you back, bruv?
Lee: No… bruv.
Frank: Yeah… I’ve heard about her. She’s a proper Frienstein. You’re just be another dead profile pic in her collection, bruv. LOL.
Lee: I think you could be right, bruv. LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026
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Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.
Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025
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feinster

When a guy is so slick that when he walks into a building all the bruzz and fine shyts will immediately start chanting "FEIN! FEIN! FEIN!"
"Yea bro im so slick the call me the Feinster"
by FeetMater2011 March 6, 2025
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