fatimals

a fat animal, generally a pet (fat + animals = fatimals)

My dachshund put on some weight...God, she's such a fatimal!!!

Those fatimals are really creepy...they keep staring at me as I chew my food at the dinner table.

Keep your goddamned fatimals out of my yard!!!!!

by LadyGaladriel11 August 3, 2011

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FatimaAbuzariah

A smart, beautiful woman. Kinda emotional at times, but so special that I still love her to this day& would tkae her back& want to live with her for the rest of my life.

"Yeah, it hurt to break up, but it was no Fatima!"

by Daveybear February 20, 2004

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Fatima

a fine ass Iraqi chick with even hotter brothers

she also got the fattest ass you eva seen

damn Fatima tell yo bro I'm trynna fuck

by bigdikmina October 27, 2020

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fatima

she has a bestie 4L

wow fatima has a bestie 4L i wanna be her

by rdfhurihgi February 6, 2021

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Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.

by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021

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