father in flaw

When yo baby mama's mama have a boyfriend and think he her husband 'cause he live with her and don't even pay rent.

My thanksgiving was so ill! My father in flaw got all drunk ass and pissed in the punch bowl. My mother in law yelled at him he went off and told everybody to get out his house. That dude so flaw. fushigi ass daddy wannabe.

by Froman abszero September 9, 2011

NNN Father

A NNN (No Nut November) Father is a person who impregnated someone during November meaning their child would be born in August

Sheev: Hey if your born in August doesn’t that mean your Dad is a NNN Father?
Willy: Whats an NNN Father?
Sheev: It means your dad failed No Nut November to get you

by Trojan November 4, 2019

Father D

The name we give to a rich runescape player. Low life rat, they usually hang at grand exchange all day and are a nuisance to the market and the economy. They are also know for their flagrant need of flame wars and such kiddish things. They also claim they're helping the economy by making items unbuyable on runescape claiming they regulate prices or some shit

Mr X : Hey I saw a Father D at grand exchange
Ms X : Gasp, did you get creamed?
Mr X : No *kissey*

by dachef December 22, 2008

father tedded

Father Ted is a great series. However, a friend of ours had bigged it up so much that it could never live up to the stratospheric heights that he had set it and, while good, it didn't. He had therefore 'father tedded' Father Ted.

Robert told Della that he had a big cock. In fact it was only 4". Della was upset and told Robert that he had father tedded things too often and that she was very disappointed with the size of his cock!

by Teddus December 11, 2006

Holy father

Holy father : Take in the name of Christ!!

Kid:NO FATHER NOOOOO IT HURTS.

Holy father :Oh God I’m filling with my Holy Spirit

Basically A Child predator

The holy father at my church Touched me

by Wtf is this August 27, 2018

Black father

The man whom has dark skin that'll leave you after a week to a month after birth.

I have a Black Father. He left me after a couple weeks after I was born. Is sad. Tilted Towers.

by AppleMgee123yt December 13, 2021

Father Fucker

The Upside Down Middle Finger. F-You times 10!!! The Worst Hand Gesture There Is.

When you're driving and you need something more then the middle finger...Father Fucker

by FatherF'er October 19, 2008