The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.
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Taking and combining the words/phrases of "would hit it", "fap fap fap" etc etc and making the ultimate combo. Fappulous!
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Get the Fapportunity mug.This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.
Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"
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Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
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