faecism

Faecism is a political system in which all members belief in the political theory of shit; in that politics are shit. All members of the Faecism party believe that politics are generally shit, consist of shit and will always be shit. The term "faecism" is derived from the word "faeces" or "faecal matter" meaning shit.

I believe in Faecism.
I believe politics are shit therefore I am a faecist.

by Chris Isleet March 24, 2008

Feces pieces

Small bite size pieces of shit.

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

faceslap

Using "Remove Connection" or "Remove from Friends" to remove a friend on Facebook.

She was creeping, so I had to faceslap her.

by Sam in So Cal July 17, 2009

Faceshooter

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.

"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."

by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007

Facesurf

To surf on facebook, viewing friends of friends of whom you do not know. Essentially people-watching.

Dude..i was facesurfing the other day, and there were so many hot chicks that i DIDN'T know...

by 4daptor September 18, 2009

facespacetwitten

vwhen one is using facebook, myspace, and twitter all at once.

I have a new friend request on myspace, a new status comment on facebook, and a new follower on Twitter; therefore, I am facespacetwitten.

by fromthesea December 2, 2009

Facesibling

A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.

Derived from Facebook + sibling.

See also Facebrother, Facesister.

A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.

by keichix February 17, 2010