Facespat

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.

Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."

by Phluker September 29, 2009

facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

Faceypage

a colloquialism for Facebook

Yeah I spend alot of time playin' with my faceypage.

by DanTheBadMan July 13, 2010

faceurism

The act of looking at faceboook posts for sexual excitement.

Hybrid word from facebook voyeurism.

My girlfriend and I were bored, so did a little faceurism before heading to bed.

by Randymanheim December 20, 2010

FaceSpace Pose

"The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?

Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits

by Nedd4u January 1, 2011

Facepak

(Noun) One who will do anything on facebook and see no consequences for their actions until those consequences come.

Becky posts everything on facebook, she is such a Facepak.

by RAILERSWIM January 2, 2011

Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011