church rat

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

by gus man November 8, 2022

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

church wine

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.

"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."

by TheRedBaron1916 February 4, 2010

Church of Jupiter

A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.

The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.

by TheChurchofJupiter June 30, 2020

Church of Senko

a place of degenerates on reddit and discord, dedicated to a fox girl in anime

Person A : I wanna go to the Church Of Senko
Person B : no don't you'll be a degenerate

by kirizui August 27, 2020

Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.

When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

by 241405 January 23, 2009

Church of Hockey

A phrase that is often used by parents who have children who play traveling hockey in winter months or all year round.

“Sorry, can’t make it tonight, it’s October and I belong to the church of hockey again this winter.”

by TrosesA January 4, 2023