Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* May 31, 2011

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 10, 2021

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 26, 2019

digga fig

A word to describe how cuteshorty loves the nigger dick

nigga dick is the greatest dick in the world digga fig

by alksdjflakjdslfksdf July 11, 2008

Figging

the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine

“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”

by LollyLord25 May 10, 2024

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 21, 2024