Felony Friendly

The act of being friendly, and accepting to individuals with a felony, and other criminal histories. Felony friendly relates to housing, jobs & employers, and more accepting people that have felonies.

That employer is felony friendly
xamire.com is a felony friendly employer listing
Those apartments are felony friendly
They give felony friendly advice, and help

by Xamire November 10, 2011

felting

The art of making small, usually adorable stuffed things out of felt and embroidery thread. Also may involve the use of googly eyes, buttons, and other miscellaneous objects.

J.P. - "Hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?"
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."

by awkwardfelt December 23, 2008

feltenberger

A name of a person so ungodly so vindictive you should run out of the room screaming when approached. A surname of someone who only cares about themselves and throw you or there own mother in the mud just to jump on top of them and bury there head further. They are trained manipulators, who spews words out like vile. A true devil in a great looking package but that's why try not to make eye contact. Everything they say should be ignored and you should just back away very slowly, because they will attack you like prey if they sense your fear. one word sums these people up and its called a feltenberger.

girl 1: hey whos that right there he is soooo hot!!!

girl 2: AHHHHH!!!! Run run away protect your self its a FELTENBERGER!!!!!!

by booka89 January 31, 2014

Feltonville

A hood in Philadelphia where you can jumped just by standing at your front door.

"Bro we gotta be careful, Feltonville that crazy ass hood."
"Real shit bruh, my nigga Jerry got jumped for looking at someone. Wyo gang don't play"

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by @john1602foley on Snapchat August 15, 2017

Felony Flashers

During police motor vehicle traffic stops, a guilty minded or actual felon driver may activate his/her flashing hazard lights, as seen through years of traffic stop statistics.

The suspect pulled over and turned on their felony flashers, alerting me to their possible illegal activity

by chiefwiggims August 9, 2009

felony mobile

A vehicle which, based on its body style, paint, and rims, may be, or may have been used in the commission of a felony.

"Wow! Look at that '87 Monte Carlo SS. With that rusty grey primer all over it, and the 24 inch rims that probably cost more than the car itself, it HAS to be a felony mobile."

"I'm pretty sure that the house on the corner is a drug house. They have felony mobiles driving in and out at all hours of the day. Imapalas, Caprices, Monte Carlos, what more evidence do you need?"

by Mister_Chairman November 4, 2009

Felonious Monk

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 2, 2019