Exams

An inconvenient torture period.

Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.

Johnny's Mom: I can't wait to see you next week, son!!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!

by allieb December 8, 2014

Example gAy

An occurrence--usually something that someone says or does--that perfectly exhibits their closeted homosexuality. A pun on 'Example A'.

Example 1:
Person 1: Jerry is totally into Brad. I can just tell.
Person 2: What? Jerry's straight.
Person 1: Jerry is gay.
Person 2: No he isn't!
Person 1: Example gAy: He wore leopard-print skinny jeans yesterday.

Example 2:

I don't understand how Paul's mom still hasn't realized he likes guys. Example gAy: he teaches an 'Urban Tango' class at the learning center on Fridays.

by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013

2020 AP Exams

A 45-minute online DBQ/FRQ determining if you are getting college credit for the class you took all year. One of the most stressful times in a student's life and even if you do finish it on time, your answers won't submit so all that work was for nothing and you are going to get a 0.

"Hey, Caitlyn, did your exam submit?"
"No, did your's?"
"Nope, these 2020 AP Exams are really kicking our asses"

by Let me sleep May 26, 2020

Examsterbate

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Exams

Dumb stupid pieces of paper that people (AKA teachers) who think that they're better than you, enjoy tourchering your brain to learn stuff your never going to use in life for, preparing you for this stupid piece of paper.

"I have to study parabola's for my exams"
"Who's going to ever use parabola's anyway?!"

by SliceOfVanilla November 13, 2009

exams

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

by brendan May 19, 2004

examiner

A person who's job it is to ruin students lives and destroy their dreams.

Examiner: "Ah, correct definition for two marks. Ah fuck it, I'll just give 0."

by NotAGymLad May 14, 2016