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Evil Nut

A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
by PatSullivan November 1, 2015
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evil tyrannical company

A company bent on nothing but evil and greed, with no morals or sanity. see 4Kids
4Kids is an evil tyrannical company!
by ShinaGami October 13, 2005
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Evil Shenanigans

When shenanigans are no longer cheeky and fun, but so cruel and tragic that they no longer become shenanigans.
Farva's Evil Shenanigans are so bad. Like that one time he asked for a liter of coke at the fast food joint, and ended up choking the employee.
by AssyrianSage August 1, 2008
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evil shit

taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.
I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.
by quetzaln January 13, 2007
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evil brain

the act of squeezing ones testicles to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting
When Grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at Scrabble.
by grokdeezballz July 13, 2009
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Evil Dead

the evil dead is the best fucking movie EVER it is HILARIOUS!!! especially when the car drags the tree branch, and when ash runs into the door!! and no matter WHAT chasity sais, the evil dead II is awesomely funny!! GO OUT AND RENT ALL 3!!!
"give me my hand back!"
"ill break your face!"
and the magnafying glass necklace ;-)
ooohh and how bookshelves always fall on ash =( poor ash...
for untimate movie-watching satisfaction, rent the Evil Dead (on VHS, not DVD) and watch it with your BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
by KAYNETO July 11, 2004
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evil dead

Evil Dead is a majorly overlooked film with thousands of cult followers. They are all hilarious, and have a ludacris amount of gore. All three are worthy of a rent, if not, a buy. The all have classic quotes, and in short, WATCH THEM!
by MarioRPG January 8, 2005
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