public display of erection

This is when you get an awkward boner in public. It's usually induced by some hot chick sitting next to you.

Nick got a public display of erection when Kayla sat next to him in class.

by CowManCheeseBall September 26, 2014

side door ejection

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.

Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!

by Global friends August 31, 2018

Coronal Mass Ejection

A huge, loud ass cough.

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.

by NihilegoBuil October 20, 2020

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.

Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.

by Marcus129 February 24, 2010

emotional erection

When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.

I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.

by leftcomic March 23, 2017

Erection

A way by which a man's penis makes its presence, as well as it's true needs felt, after being used for most of the life as a pee-pipe.

Johnny had an erection. His penis seemed happy.

by InfinitZ May 5, 2011

Election Day

The date on which voting Americans choose who will become President of the United States of America.

Election Day comes every four years.

by JPA June 3, 2004