essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.

Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color

by S p a c e January 28, 2023

essium

A seemingly impossible, but accomplishable, dream or wish.

I’m chasing my essium.

by ripmcstuc February 28, 2023

Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’

Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!

by EGLF August 8, 2024

Essex, esSex, esseX

Essex, esSex, esseX

Essex, esSex, esseX

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025

essie

Short form for escort, a person who provides companionship and more for money. Used on outlets where the word escort might trigger review or blocking.

I am world-class essie, concerned with the well being of my clients.

by JZPop April 11, 2025

Mish-ession

A large mission, that is of the soul purpouse of getting baked.

A combination of Mission- and Session.

"Dude, were going all the way into the underground to get baked!"

- You mean a mish-ession?
- FUCK YEA

by karl da king May 22, 2006

Anna Essex

...I have such a common first name. :(

Literally no one is going to search my full name.

Anna Essex is not smart enough to write a sentence with her name in it.

by PineappleGuaveBro December 4, 2020