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erection

when a man's penus is filled with blood due to sexual arousal.

Often annoying or embarrasing in public, and is tried to be hidden (usually tucked up in the waistband of pants/underwear)

*frequent to young boys and teens in puberty
Jacob was in wonder aas Melissa walked by him to the board in class one day. He stared at her perfect ass as it went by. Before he knew it he had a boner. A big fat erection.

He tried to push is down but his head rubbed against the soft material of his plaid hollister boxers but that just stimulated it even more. He had to unbutton his pants to let it breath a little. Now he can't help but to start stroking it. It felt so good.

As Melissa walked back to her seat next to Jacob she notices his big boner. She always had a crush on him and now she decided to make her move. She reached over and started to furiously rub her hand up and down on his already hard dick. He moaned wit pleasure.

Jacob couldn't hold it in anymore and he finally let go and a hot sticky stream of jizz released all over his pants and boxers. It was the best class f his life.
by boxerboy02 December 31, 2009
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Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.
"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"
by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009
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Election hangover

This is the feeling you get the day after the event when you have had so many political pundit messages slammed down your throat that you feel like you could pass a bill yourself if you just pushed the crap out as hard as these politicians do.
I have a raging election hangover today because I tried to avoid watching candidate commercials last night in between watching candidate commercials last night and now my headache has a migraine as a result of the results.
by zippy17927 November 7, 2012
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sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 12, 2006
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The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!
by nykfn20 January 24, 2009
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Election 2016

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.
by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016
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Election day

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019
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