emergency friends

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.

I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.

by Loaves May 31, 2016

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

by Christina March 10, 2005

Emeka

Emeka is your average good looking tall bad boy

He's nice very friendly, funny and fun to be around
No need to worry emeka is spontaneous

He always gets things done so you dont have any reason to accuse him of doing anything bad
When he goes about doing his business its always in secret
Emeka is a hoee

Infact the king of boys

He knows how to charm girls especially with his good looks
When you fall for it he'll use style to ask for a pic to slide in the dm ;)

Next you'll meet up w him
Hell pop that cherry

And he'll forget you ever existed
Emeka has a mysterious personality which makes one to know more about him
He's quite sensitive although he doesnt like to show his weaknesses
Despite thw fact he wants his bad boy ego to remain

He has a good heart and he doesn't joke with those he truly loves.

Eg. Emeka but deadly
Go get yourself an emeka

by Angell. March 17, 2019

Emergency food

Paimon.

Paimon is such delicious emergency food 🤤

by Hu Tao August 25, 2021

emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.

Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.

by benthere March 9, 2008

emergency stash

A stash of somthing (typically money, drugs, or lucky charms) that you save when you have plenty of it for times when you don't have any of said items.

"im out of money... looks like I need to get into the emergency stash"

by Josh Ginoza January 5, 2009