When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018
i will not worship lord elmo
by rat_jizz October 12, 2020
The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
by Elmohandz December 25, 2021
He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO
Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
by Batelmo February 02, 2024
When I flushed my elmo plush down the toilet my toilet started rumbling. Then the skibidi Elmo came out and started rizzing me up as hard as he could. I still remember the voices of the skibidiness. SKIBIDI BOP BOP BOP YES YES.
by Skibidi Elmo April 19, 2024
A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
by amunit July 08, 2022
A closet dwelling being who eats the tops off water bottles and secretly listens to emo. Is one of the few extreme enough to talk to Captain Cutie. Hardcore to the maxx!!!
And Elmo also likes to think :)
And Elmo also likes to think :)
by Captain Cutie September 20, 2006