Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.

Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.

by ilulyou November 17, 2020

Sternutation Ejaculation

The Act of receiving oral sex then grinding fresh peppercorn into participants nose which causes them to sneeze all over your dong, they then grind fresh peppercorn into your face which causes you to sneeze and ejaculate all over their face at the same time.

Dude I met that girl Susan last night, we ended up pullin the ole' Sternutation Ejaculation, it was stimulating...

by ZuckMeDaddy August 29, 2022

mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

by Forestdancer September 9, 2022

Premonition Ejaculation

A wet dream/vision that foreshadows events in the future

I had a wet dream (premonition ejaculation) about Princeton winning today

by leshismore March 16, 2023

Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.

"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023

Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.

Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024