drixter

Someone who is texting when they drive.

Look at that drixter swerving all over the road.

by Mike Neat July 23, 2019

Scooter drink

An alcoholic beverage containing 1/3 more alcohol per serving than the original recipe calls for.

My head is still spinning from the Scooter drink I had last night

by X42 February 15, 2009

Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Kryptonite drink

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!

Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol

by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013

asshole drink

The act of buying a drink for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole drink after cutting in line at the bar

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Deerstracted Driving

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

by Angry Wound November 13, 2019

dripping sauce

When one walks around with such an abundance of flavor,swag, style, and extravagance, that they are literally dripping sauce.

Fan: That boi Beezyy is so cold, I swear he be dripping sauce.
Beezyy: Right on bruh

by Beezyy February 27, 2015