Bitch, the door.

When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.

"Ex Girl: Hey, Can we date again?
You: Bitch, the door."

by Buildex September 14, 2017

door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.

Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.

by nukid1 September 20, 2010

the door in the floor

To unexpectedly unleash deep-seated secrets that more-often-than-not delve into the TMI category and leave all those present slack-jawed.

"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."

by tlc November 18, 2004

Door duty

When your at a big place (Concert, Sporting event) and there's a line to the bathroom, and your holding the door.

Eddie: man great concert
Wayne: yeahh good call

*Both shift up towards the bathroom door*

Wayne: I got door duty.
Eddie: lol nice.

by Eddie and Wayne November 8, 2008

heaven's door

That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise.

I spent the morning knocking on heaven's door.

by FastEddie August 3, 2005

Back Door

To cut someone out of a transaction (e.g. drug deal, embezzlement, etc.).

Minerva: I was involved with embezzlement and he was too. But I wasn't gonna back door him and cut him out!

by ZXY&ABC July 22, 2019

kick door

To kick in a door to gain the element of surprise in an attack or raid, usually really late at night or very early in the morning.

The police pulled a kick door in the raid of the crack house

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005