Dunkin' Donuts

the place where all the cops hang out.

Cracka was so stupid he tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Second he pulled his gat out 5 cops shot his ass. Now he got no legs and he's doing 5-10 up north.

by Nick D April 4, 2003

fresh donut

a freshly shaved, lathered and douched vagina.

I met this broad in Mexico and she was sporting one fresh donut.

by Jason Banton September 9, 2006

Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!

Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!

by Sambiase February 2, 2019

Donut puncher

A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.

"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

donut receipt

Senseless waste.

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg

"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."

"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."

by dj jazzy 123 April 1, 2010

donut pusher

A person who is the "giver" during anal sex... In other words the pitcher, not the catcher.

Look at that donut pusher wearing skinny jeans.

by Black Spartan June 3, 2009