donovan syndrome

A syndrome that causes the affected party to have severe retardation. The person affected with the disease has a low IQ, and thinks they can pull anybody but they really can't. They have 0 self-awareness and think everything is about them. The have a severe tendency to dickride any person with the letter X or R in their name. This disease affects 1/8,000,000 people.

"Yo bro my son stupid as shit bro" - Person 1
"Dawg he may have donovan syndrome" - Person 2

by d1meatrider December 3, 2024

donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.

donovan randall schumaker is beautiful

by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024

Donovan

the world's biggest pedofile. everytime you see him RUN!!!

Oh no! it's a Donovan, RUN

by rhiuvdnghdsoafjge August 15, 2019

Donovan

A flamboyant attractive being reacts to everuthing the same way sodium metal reacts to water. See: triggered.

Approach a donovan with extreme caution.

by Loverboy776 January 21, 2018

Donovaned

To be perpetually overshadowed, often by vampires or sheer mediocrity... like the TVD character Matt Donovan

"That guy is a total Stefussy, but his friend is completely Donovaned"

by AmeMiller22 June 8, 2025

donovan

donovan kisses boys nd they go suck for suck and he enjoys every moment of it

hey donovan can i kiss you his response would be of course sexy boy

by jamirr September 22, 2025

donovan

very hot and amamzing lady stealer coolest person

he won the lottery he is a donovan

by anonymous April 1, 2022