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Not having sex for longer than a month.
I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.
Dry Dock by Lenskii August 15, 2012
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Rusty Dock 

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.
Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!
Rusty Dock by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013

Colman Dock 

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.
I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.
Colman Dock by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013

metaphysical dock 

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
metaphysical dock by Richhobo October 26, 2013

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.
That bike seat went up my shocker dock.
shocker dock by Knutmeg June 28, 2014
An area close to water, where things can get uncomfortable or even weird. Typically high amounts of alcohol and moisture are present. Poor decisions are common, and somehow those who visit relate it to heaven. For believers, pulling away and tying back up are the highlights of the season.
We were having a good night, then visited “K dock”, and things only improved
k dock by Haaaaaauh December 6, 2017