baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.

Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.

by greatlakestony March 15, 2010

Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013

Fidle Didle

To ejaculate on one's nipple usually after rubbing the nipple.

Oh baby I'm gonna Fidle Didle you all night long

by Kyce27 February 26, 2017

Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

roadman dialect

Words used by roadmen, such as "wagwan", "safe", "fam" and "blud".

Wanna learn some roadman dialect with Roadman Billy?

by @HHunte0 on TikTok December 28, 2020

Dick-dialed

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex

Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed

by eric_h June 17, 2022

Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010