Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.
by racergamer February 22, 2015
Get the Dish Dodgermug. What a man sends a woman when trying to court her
A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture
A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture
by GinaRoots June 30, 2018
Get the Dish Picmug. To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.
by USfoodie February 4, 2010
Get the hit the dishmug. When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
Get the Dirty-Dishedmug. by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010
Get the Smelly Dishmug. Man who just woke up after having sex with a Slostitute: Hey hun, I just made a whore dish for breakfast!
Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!
Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!
by WHY am I alive??? April 4, 2009
Get the Whore Dishmug. the external female genitalia, often referred to as the vulva; the female vaginal entrance; often used when refering to the cleanliness of that organ
You should do the dishes because your butter dish is looking skuzzy.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
by Jessette September 26, 2004
Get the butter dishmug.