discordian

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

by discordian December 21, 2003

Bipolar Disorder

A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.

A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual

by Craig November 3, 2004

CoughnToot Disorder

A disorder in wich you cough and fart at the same time.

I got a cold and it turned into coughntoot, oh how embarassing that was.

by Jaxs July 26, 2004

ODD Disorder

A "medical" "disorder" that is the constant of "Dabbing." the act of bending ones arm to look like your sneezing then throwing your other arm backwards and up.

*dude 1* Bro why won't he stop dabbing?
*dude 2* He has ODD Disorder. he has a disorder that wont let him stop dabbing

*dude 1* Oh, makes sense
*Pete Wentz dabbing & screaming in the distance*

by thecookieseller27 February 8, 2017

Standard-Discordserver

By far the best Discord server in the whole wide world. The Co-Owner called "SimJongUn" is an asshole, but all other people are great. If you are banned after 10 seconds on the server by "SimJongUn", you had the best Standard-Discordserver experience.

Did you hear about Standard-Discordserver?
Yeah, it is great, I was banned for literally doing nothing.
Sounds fun bro.

by Aquariumspieler February 1, 2021

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.

Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."

by BirdsBirdsBirds June 18, 2011

Narcissistic Facebook Disorder

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.

Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".

by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012