special disabilities

s p e d special disabilities clap your hands *stomps feet* stomp your feet *claps hands* the world is round *does square shape in air* and we’re number 1 *holds up 5 fingers*

i didn’t make up the special disabilities song so get mad at the person who made it and not me

by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019

beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

by otm_mas October 12, 2011

disability heckler

An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.

Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy

by Honchongo June 13, 2011

learning disability

A learning disability is a neurologically based processing problem, such as a disorder in auditory processing, visual processing, or non-verbal processing. Learning disabilities are diagnosed when there is a gap between potential and actual achievement, and therefor people with learning disabilities have average to above-average intelligence. Learning disabilities are lifelong conditions, but with appropriate specialized education students can achieve at the same level as their same-age peers.

Sally is smart but struggles in school, maybe we should assess for a learning disability?

by Corrbrias April 19, 2017

General Disarray

The sidekick of Professor Chaos (Butters). General Disarray's grandmother owns a storage area, which is used by Professor Chaos as his evil headquarters.

General Disarray, prepare the dynamite

by Who The **** Is The Coon? March 27, 2009

Disappearing Panda

When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.

As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."

by spacetrucker February 17, 2008

disattractive

A level of ugly beyond unattractive. If attractive is like 5 and unattractive is like 0, disattractive is like -27. It literally counteracts any arousal you may experience simply by existing.

That guy was really hot, but his friend was so disattractive that I lost girl wood immediately.

by SenorUnicorno January 17, 2011