crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

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dipophile

A person who loves to keep dipping chips inside of a flavorful mixture and becomes quite addicted to doing so once hooked by the taste.

Dana just couldn't get enough of the tasty spinach dip and she kept eating it by scooping it onto chip after chip. It was like she was addicted and people at the party soon labeled her as a dipophile.

by Abraxas Romante May 19, 2008

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