Diddler

A Pedophile, Someone who has an attraction to little children.

"That man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!"

by Hoochlovers January 15, 2008

Didier

Someone who takes their bestfriends man

Daum your such a didier why are you talking to her man

by Damian&chardo May 21, 2017

diddicai

A diddicai is a cross between a cacker and a gypsy. Occassionally, diddicais can be found as tinker/gypsy offspring. This term is from the New Forest dialect and is very derogatory.

"See that bloke? You can tell - he's a diddicai."

"You look just like a diddicai."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Diddler's List

The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.

Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.

Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".

by Joseph Shirley February 2, 2008

Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 November 12, 2015

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

Diddlemire

A circular debate over the menial or insignificant-often characterized by poor debate and/or persuasive skill.

IE: The debate over who was the best at pogs proved an amusing diddlemire.
IE: Once the question of superior watermelon seed spitting skill came into question the two rednecks diddlemired the rest of the evening away.

by Netah March 23, 2008