fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.

e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!

by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005

newtmas depression

caused by the love of newt & thomas, leaves you feeling halfway happy, halfway sad. symptoms include heartaches, migraines, uncontrollable crying, seizures, mental breakdowns, fast heartbeat, trouble breathing, losing sleep. recovery time takes about 3 years but some may never recover.

after watching "The Death Cure", I suffered a terrible newtmas depression

by newtsh00k March 24, 2018

deprogression

The theory of deprogression, refers to a process whereby man ethically undergoes a prodigious and fundamental change and transformation in his role within the natural balance of his enviroment. Whereby he deviats from the natural state as found in nature, his path of inebitions, which is functioning for the sole purpose and need of essential nessesaty, to the lesser significant and unnatural path of accidental, material incidentalism.

deprogression is mans deviation from his natural path of necessary essentialism to the unnatural path of materialistic accidentalism.

by Baron Neville June 30, 2016

depreshun

fake depression

Girl 1: Melody Gay said she suffers from crippling depression
Girl 2: Yeah, depreSHUN tehehe xD

by exposed_2020 February 6, 2017

Bellarke depression

Being so upset that The 100 writers can't make Bellarke happen, but they have the best chemistry ever

I have Bellarke depression.

by Alec Lightwood March 11, 2018

Post Christmas Depression

It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.

Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."

by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010

i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017