Defense

Something the New York Knicks can’t do

Wow the Knicks really suck at defense!

by Johnny hi January 26, 2018

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

Defenestration

The act of throwing something or someone out of a window.

Comes from the latin word "fenestra" which means window or opening.

Frank: Dude! Where are all my stuff?
Me: I kinda defenestrated them i was feeling like Defenestration.
Frank: Where's my mum?
Me: Uhhmm.....

by Typose April 26, 2011

Defenestration

The act of throwing somebody out a window

related forms:

To defenestrate- the verb
defenestrated-past tense
defenstrator-noun- one who commits the act of defenestration

Root:

The latin DE as in to remove + FENESTRA as in window = to remove from a window (throw out a window)

I would defenestrate my brother, but we live on the 5th floor and he would most likely die.

Defenestration is attempted murder.

by ID Tech Camps August 14, 2009

defenistrate

To throw something out a window.

I defenistrated my TV when they canceled the Sapranos

by neoliminal August 4, 2007

insurance defense

The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.

I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.

by Sir Humps a Lot February 7, 2007