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Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.
by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010
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THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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Defecatus Academus

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
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Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...
I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...
by Gridwalker April 21, 2009
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Debeatable

When you look at a girl that's kinda cute but kinda not and you don't know if you would have sex with her so you're gonna debate it in your head first.
Man that girl at the mall was so debeatable.
by Xyzjericho January 9, 2010
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defethyst

hey, did you see the new defethyst post?
by Apabangal July 6, 2020
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