Dean

an old man who has a wife but rather assault little girls in their sleep

I was sleeping safely in my bed, but Dean, so deluded about how he can make a little girl feel, decided to touch me without permission.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you

Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds

Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

DEAN

Dean is a man who is protective towards his family and loves to ride his Harley Davidson along with other things like hunting and fishing and bonding but he also has a short temper and can threaten to smash his kids xbox if they be too loud and also threaten to come find and choke people who bully his sons online

Dean: I get it I'll come find you

Dean: RIGHT TURN IT OFF AND SHUT UP

by BigBaldHairyAssMan February 6, 2025

Dean

Dean is an incredible person. He is genuinely one of the nicest people I've ever met, and he is also incredibly attractive. I have a lot of love for him and truly hope to marry someone like him one day. He has a way of making the world feel brighter. He's the kind of guy who inspires those deep, heartfelt feelings you hear in a Jeff Buckley song—the kind of guy you yearn for. He's also the kind of person who can take a girl who has been hurt by every relationship and make everything feel easy again. It's rare to find a guy like him.

you are just like a dean!

by unkownunkownerspup September 8, 2025

Dean

here we lie dean. our glorious old king. he has been with us since the dawn of anicom. he will always be known for his big his dick is and how much ass he ate. goodbye my friend. -doober

That nih Dean left

by Dinglebottom November 24, 2025

Dean

Dean is the most unserious guy you know. He makes jokes non stop and doesn’t care if it’s the appropriate time to do so. Dean have sleeper minds, appearing dumb but having the mind of Albert Einstein, yet sometimes they choose not to show it. Dean will light up any room they are in with only their smile. They don't get girls due to their chalantness, but they don’t care.

Dean: wassup
Everyone: 😂

by Holy nerd January 10, 2026