dilfor

Dill-Four Dude or Dad I'd Like to Fuck on the Regular

Look at that hot dilfor.

by tonxman June 20, 2007

DILF

A dad or father that one wishes to have sexual relations with.

"sally your dad is a DILF i would really like to bring him in my bed and screw him."

by DILF, daddy i wanna bang March 19, 2009

DILF

Dad I'd Like (to) Fornicate (with)

Kristie told me she thinks Johnny Depp is a real DILF but I prefer Gavin Rossdale.

by naitokaze February 4, 2010

DFILF

Daughter's friends I'd like to fuck.
When your daughter has hot, sexy friends and you would love to do very bad things to them. Over the age of 18 of course.

Damn, damn, DAMN! Look at all those DFILF!

by QuozzerX May 5, 2006

DILF

A female's version of MILF (see Milf).

Milf=Mom.I'd.Like.To.Fuck
Dilf=Dad.I'd.Like.To.Fuck

Ben Folds is a DILF!

by I heart Teriyaki April 8, 2009

DSIF

A term used not very often during chat conversations. DSIF = Dat shit is funny

Used to take the place of the overused "lol".

Guy #1: Was you watching the game when Shaq fell on Usher in the front row?

Guy #2: Yeah I did. DSIF

by MajikStyle December 24, 2008

DBILF

Douchebag I'd like to fuck. From MILF, Mom I'd like to fuck.

U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is a total DBILF.

by blacksun August 21, 2012