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suicide dj diddle

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.
I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.
by The dog diddler December 5, 2021
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Polter Diddle

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?
by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009
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Mang'diddle

A fun and playful driving game. Mang'diddle is similar to the game of "Padiddle", or "Pediddle". People of the mang, or male, persuasion drive around looking for cars with burnt-out headlights. When a burnt-out headlight is found, the first person to yell "MANG'DIDDLE!" gets to tell each member in the vehicle which article of clothing they must remove. Sometimes rules are altered and all articles of clothing are eventually removed. Regularly played in miniature vans.

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N: "MANG'DIDDLE!"

T: "Oh alright, if you say so. Oopsies, I accidentally took of all my clothes."

N: "It's okay."

T: "I love you mang."
by Ryan Burnley October 26, 2006
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Para diddle

The act of molesting a handicap, or paralized individual. Hence para diddle
He's serving 25 to life for being a filthy para diddle
by bonerman27 October 20, 2014
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Bo Diddle

To convince or swindle something from someone

To talk someone into doing something
"I'll just bo diddle 20 bucks from my mom."

"Dude, I totally bo diddled her into giving me a handjob last night!"
by Pujman March 30, 2009
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Ber-diddle

A game played while driving in a car. If you see a car with a headlight out, you touch the roof with both hands and exclaim "Ber-diddle!" Everyone else then has to touch the ceiling with both hands, (except the driver, who only has to use one hand). The last person to do so has to remove one article of clothing, and the driver is allowed to pull over to take something off. Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing.
If a light is out anywhere one the car, it counts, (e.g. brake lights, tail lights, fog lights, etc.)
Motorcycles have to have a light out in order to count.
If you see a car that has one of it's lights obviously broken, but they aren't on, that still counts.
If one light is way dimmer than the one on the other side, that counts too.
Also, if you're with people that are playing and you're not playing, then you're a bitch.
Is that a car with one headlight? Ber-diddle!
by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009
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HUFF DIDDLE

the process of masterbating while speeding in a vehicle in excess of 80 mph, as another person in the passenger seat masterbates to your sweetness, and blowing your load out the window onto the unsuspecting rear vehicle.
dude... i just got pulled over for pulling a HUFF DIDDLE on a motorcycle cop!!
by manamanama May 16, 2006
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