off ball defense

Pussy bitch made defense for 2k someone you cannot guard because you are so terrible

Off ball defense

by 2k20 March 19, 2020

Twinkie Defense

A defense tactic which seeks to excuse someone's behavior by evading responsibility. In the actual case, the defense effectively blamed the actions of the defendant on too much sugar derived from eating Twinkies.

I am not buying into your Twinkie Defense.

by CDA gf November 9, 2009

defenestrate

Most commonly recognized as an action performed on Facebook.com's "superpoke" application. Usually misinterpreted as a sexual activity, it actually means to throw something/one out of a window.

Steve - "Haha, check out my facebook, Kelsey defenestrated me. She must want me man."

Billy - "Dude, your a fucking retard. I'm going to show you what getting defenestrated really is."

by phlangor October 5, 2007

Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019

idf defender

someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves

A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?

by Shitastic December 26, 2004

Massachusetts Self Defense

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

by ue300 May 18, 2006

double standard defense

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.

Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.

by Kyothine June 17, 2009