Dairyrhea

The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.

I had to end the date short after our milkshakes because I had a horrible case of dairyrhea.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 12, 2011

Daisy Thump

A dignified, polite, and overall better way to say ass fuck.

She said she was saving herself for marriage so we had to daisy thump

by captain derpscerp September 30, 2011

Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.

Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)

by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013

Daily Therapy

Masturbation

It's time for my daily therapy. Don't come in.

by biggchangwang April 11, 2014

Daily Getsworse

A nick-name for the Daily Express – a British tabloid newspaper – used from time to time by the satirical magazine Private Eye. Like many of the Eye's jokes, its use has become more widespread.

This is just another non-story run by the famously unbiased and objective Daily Getsworse. (Yahoo Answers)

by Beermat April 19, 2017

dailyhanta

dailyhanta is a mildly popular Instagram account posting daily photos of the character Sero Hanta from the popular anime/manga series my hero academia.

p1: hey do you like Sero Hanta?
p2: yeah he is my favorite my hero academia character.
p1: then you should follow dailyhanta on Instagram for daily pictures of Sero Hanta.

by WAPslayer420 June 22, 2021

The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.

Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."

by bnksns June 19, 2009