cyclops

a man's penis

Fighting with the cyclops lately?

by Saucy Hyde January 19, 2010

cyclone

an awesome, empty, pre-rolled blunt that you can pack with any asortment of smoking marterial (pot, tabacco etc.)

Yo, let's go pack that cyclone and light up!!

by A_Mich April 21, 2006

Cyclone Scippa

1: a person hailing from bean-town with serious issues regarding his stature both vertically and horizontally, especially so below the waste.
2: one who shoves egg-beaters into the orifices of others as a sexual act
3:trouble

John: Yo, cyclone scippa is really showing his penis envy today Marv.

John: Yo, we gotta call 'Gelo cyclone scippa after his date last night with Liz W.

John: watch out here comes cyclone scippa

by cyclone scippa January 2, 2008

cyclone

The act of reverse titty-sex and simultaneously farting in her face.

The cyclone she received left her breasts soar and a foul taste in her mouth.

by whitlow and luther May 25, 2006

cyclophiliac

From cyclo- (round), and -philiac (to love), a cyclophiliac is one who loves bicycles, quite literally. There is only one known cyclophiliac (as reported by several news agencies), Robert Stewart, 51, of Ayr, Scotland, who was caught having intimate relations with a bike in 2007.

"Och aye!, You raving cyclophiliac!"

by wee Robbie Stewart December 11, 2007

Cyclopse Smack

Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.

Cyclopse smack me babe!

by Yancy Willis March 8, 2009

Cyclopath

Cyclopath. Noun. A person with this behaviour (usually a car or taxi driver) shows an irrational and deep rooted hatred of cyclists that is impervious to any logic or reason. The behaviour is exhibited variously from a belief that cyclists should be responsible in some way for the upkeep of the roads (as drivers wrongly believe they do through "road tax", correctly called VED) through to the belief that cyclists have no right to use anything other than the extreme nearside of the road, must always wear high visibility clothing and helmets, and should be licensed with visible identification. Ultimately this belief may progress to physical threats and abuse, so-called "punishment passing" and harassment both verbal and physical. The condition has yet to be classified as a mental illness under DSM-IV but is well recognised by the cycling community as a sociopathic condition. There is some evidence that it extends to institutions such as the Police and the Judiciary. The term is believed to have first been used in a post to Critical Mass London in December 2014.

Had another cyclopath ranting at me to get off the road today

by cyclopaths September 15, 2020